End-to-end autonomous driving has achieved state-of-the-art performance on benchmarks and real-world deployments. Its standard training recipe, however, is expensive across all existing paradigms: imitation learning requires fleet-scale driving logs whose behavior distribution only thinly covers the safety-critical tail; closed-loop reinforcement learning in a photorealistic simulator, while offering diverse behaviors, is bottlenecked by sample-efficiency, per-step cost of rendering, and a forward pass through a large vision backbone.

Self-play in vectorized simulators changes the economics: at millions of rollout steps per second, one can obtain a state distribution with natural diversity in collisions, near-misses, and recoveries that no driving log contains, and a highly reactive policy emerges from a basic driving-quality reward. Our approach exploits this asymmetry.

We pretrain a single policy by self-play, distill its rollouts into a flow-matching trajectory teacher that also plans, and train lightweight adapters on a frozen pretrained vision backbone to reproduce the latent space of either teacher through the action KL divergence, a batch-relational low-rank structural loss, and, for the planner, a trajectory-matching loss. Every target traces back to the self-play policy, so alignment never supervises against a logged trajectory: a paired dataset of (image, scene-state) frames suffices, with no need for the curated expert demonstrations that imitation pretraining is built on.

From this one self-play teacher we obtain two end-to-end students: a closed-loop policy that outperforms every published imitation-based end-to-end method on the photorealistic 3D Gaussian splatting closed-loop benchmark HUGSim, and a planner that reaches 59.4 EPDMS on NAVSIM navhard, above every published method including DriveZero-Scale (57.1), and 95.5 PDMS on navtest, without human demonstrations.